Evan "Funk" Davies

"It's All About Me"
If you're reading this then you can't see me!

Special Feature now at this location: my resume.


I don't have to be here, you know. I don't have to show up here. With my vast financial holdings, I could've been basking in the sun in Florida! This is just a hobby for me. Nothin', ya hear?! A hobby!


Warning! You've reached Yet Another Neglected Website! We are working to correct this situation!
...er, not really. Pretty much nothing here has been touched since at least June of 1998, except for the photo above. In fact, it's so out of date that I'm taking away all the links. So there.

Hmm.  No counter. people have let their curiosity get the best of them.. So say the folks at Web-Counter.


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Last updated (to say it hasn't been updated) on April 9, 1998
(Because I knew you'd be coming!)

Questions, comments, brickbats, slings, arrows, etc. may be directed to me@evandavies.com.